This is why I kill cats and eat them for breakfast.
But seriously… I once had a girlfriend who had five cats. She was hot, and a university prof. We had to banish the cats from the bedroom during intimate moments. I would be awakened in the morning by cats (yes, plural) licking my head.
Shit, she didn’t last long. Particularly clever of me to make it seem like my fault that she left my shit in a plastic bag on my doorknob when shes broke up with me.
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This is why I kill cats and eat them for breakfast.
But seriously… I once had a girlfriend who had five cats. She was hot, and a university prof. We had to banish the cats from the bedroom during intimate moments. I would be awakened in the morning by cats (yes, plural) licking my head.
Shit, she didn’t last long. Particularly clever of me to make it seem like my fault that she left my shit in a plastic bag on my doorknob when shes broke up with me.
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